An Expensive Bicycle cover
After 12 years of marriage a guy's wife took her belongings and promply moved out
"You forgot something" I told her.
She replied "And what's that?".
"Your wedding dress", I said.
"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.
"What do you expect me to do with it?" I asked.
And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".
And this is what I did.....
The jaded guy started thinking up ideas of what to do with the expensive dress and so far he has used it for quite a few things. This week's use? A bicycle cover!
Evan Holt