Friday Chuckle: 8 Ways to Fake Being Outdoorsy

Food and Wine recently published a funny article about 8 Ways to Fake Being Outdoorsy. Here is just one of the examples...

1. You’re going to need some gear. Purchase a steel canteen and use it for everything you drink. Invest in at least 25 more carabineers than you know what to do with. You never can have too many. Don’t worry about what they’re used for, just clip them onto everything you own and tie some knotted rope onto them. The carabineers say, “I’m rugged and durable,” and the rope says, “I’m likely to need rescuing.”