Price of Canoe Add-ons Are Skyrocketing

Last year stolen barrels of Quebec’s finest threatened to jack up the price of Maple Syrup, and we found out that the world is running out of Helium. It seems the more we consume, the higher prices get. This year, prepare for another shocker…

Unbeknownst to the average person, there has been a perfect storm of global warming and mass cutting that has caused Canada to almost run out of Cherry trees. The rising temperatures have devastated saplings not letting them get a foothold, while mature trees have been over harvested. What we’re left with is skyrocketing prices on Cherry leading to absurd prices on canoe trim options. That Cherry gunwale and end caps you have been dreaming about… are now a $3,000 add-on. Cherry seats? $2,250!

Don't even ask how much a Yoke is, you don't want to know

“It’s a travesty,” says Patrick Monroe, who was just pricing out options for a new canoe to surprise his family for their annual Summer canoeing vacation. “I’ve had my eyes on this beaut’ for a while now, but now I have to resort to Ash like some kind of monster”.

If you have been thinking of ordering a new canoe, better talk to your dealer and get your order in quick before prices go up any further!